K-Pat 1.13: Cat Off!

I love this video because it understands the true essence of cats being rad.

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K-Pat 1.12: Gays love their dogs.

Earlier this year my bicycle gang (consisting of Sam, Rula and myself) and I went to Midsumma festival and had a gay ol' time. It is well known that that the gays are uber proud of their children and their animals. I say whatever to the children even if your parent is gay you're still a child and I just can't hold a decent conversation with you sorry. But they have the best dogs! Unforch I only have a picture of the black pug there was also a tan pug cruisin' about.




Preferred name: Cla'rinda
Celebrity look alike: Kelis

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K-Pat 1.11: Honorary animal

If you look closely you'll notice that this poor kid is on a god damn leash! Attempts to have it appear like a bag makes the leash all the more apparent. Insert sad face. If my mother ever did that to me i'd slap her in the face.



Preferred name: Spike.
Celebrity look alike: Lassie.

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K-Pat 1.10: It'sa me Mario.

It's funny because it looks like he's talking. Although it's a little bit sad and demeaning that Mario's on Glenferrie Rd have resorted to using a dog to promote their cafe. The dog couldn't stop repeating 'Marios Coffee House: Real coffee, real people' over and over again. It made me upset. He didn't even have a trailer or a bowl of water for his efforts. Next time you see a casting call for Mario's do the right thing and boycott it.

Prefered name: Mario.
Celebrity look alike: Dean Martin.

K-Pat 1.9: I (h) doglimia.

Everybody meet CJ he is the new age sensitive dog. I have never met a dog more placid than this character. He's almost so placid you'd think he was a doormat. But a very cute doormat.


Prefered name: Eugene.
Celebrity look alike: Steve Buscemi (you know that actor man who either plays a psycho or the neurotic guy)

K-Pat 1.8: Sistaaaz doin' it for themselves.

Here is my baby gurl Forest and her lil sistaaa Lady. This photo was taken quite some time ago, they are growing up real quick now. I'm already worried that Forest is going to leave home wearing a pink velour tracksuit that has Hottie '69 written in diamante detail with her Pimp trying to convince me that he is going to take her to Hollywood and make her the next Halle Berry. I know my gurl is beautiful and talented but I don't think she's seen Ms.Berry's performance in James Bond that's difficult to live up to for a newbie. But I shall wish her the best when the day comes.

Preferred Names: Fa'era and La Teesha.
Celebrity look alikes: Beyonce and Lady Gaga.

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K-Pat 1.7: Introducing........Forest!

So us babez gotz sum more pussy for our crib. A for real real cat! And being a proud black cat we named our beautiful little creature 'Forest Obama King Jnr' after all our favourite influential black men to celebrate his/her culture. (We still not sure if we have a boy or a girl yet....or a JD Samson) Forest is a mega babe and knows it! And has many talents one of which we shall showcase in the following video. Yes it is not an illusion our cat does infact play fetch. Isn't that so fetch?




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