K-Pat 1.2: Happy dog

This dog is officially the happiest dog I have ever met. Someone been shoving Colgate down yo mouth and it has paid off.



Preferred name: Hans Kiersted (I picked a Danish name because they are generally pretty happy people)
Celebrity look alike: Ian Henderson (the most beautiful and smiley news presenter in the world and his son is pretty hot too. Hey Angus if youse reading this! He even has his paws perfectly placed in front of him like the concrete is his news desk)

Youse been K-Patted guuurrrllll!!!!

K-Pat 1.1: Asiana ruv.

This shot was taken outside the Asian knick-knack store on Glenferrie Rd only moments before this little fire-cracker tried to ravage my arm from my body.



Preferred name: Wai Yu So Tan.
Celebrity look alike: Lucy Liu.

Youse been K-Patted gurrrlll!!!!

K-Pat 1.0: The beginning.

This is where it all began right next to crazy donut lady at the market. I saw this beautiful little beast chilling out by a pole and so I sneaked in a cheeky little pat.





Preferred name: D’Zyre Wilson.
Celebrity look alike: Oprah.

Youse been K-Patted gurllll!!!

Welcome animal lovers!!!!!

THE WAIT IS OVER!!!!! You've all been so patient and here it is.....because your worth it! Many of you ask 'But what is the point?' Well that's exactley the point, there is none! It was the most self-indulgent idea I had that could be transferred into blog form. Because everybody loves animals.....well except for yo Mum and the Olsen twins. But cows don't count because 'they just walk around eating grass all day....they want to die'.





Please comment when a post gives you a hairy little boner cause i'd like to know what you thaaaankin' bout and how youse feelin'. And if you've got a babalicious animal you want me to K-Pat and K-Post about, send me a softly lit head shot and I'll make yo Momma proud of you because it just so happens that i'm in the star making business.