K-Pat 1.6: Stalker

This babe was just having a sit outside the supermarket when we was wanting to get some Mexican for dinner and just kept on following us in. So cute.





Preferred name: Shadow
Celebrity look alike: Mark David Chapman(John Lennon's stalker)

Youse been K-Patted guuurrrllll!!!!

K-Pat 1.5: It was destiny.

What were the chances that I would walk out of Fashion Haus Deborah K and find a collection of bitchez. If only the guardian of these Assistance dogs wasn't a pedo freak I would've stuck around longer.









Preferred names: Cherry, Poppin, Babe, Stick.
Celebrity look alikes: Beyonce(the white dog is obviously her because she barely black anymore), Kelly, Michelle and LaToya(The 'Say My Name' era of Destiny's Child)

Youse been K-Patted guuurrrllll!!!!

K-Pat 1.4: Ice babe

This was the moment I knew my new job as a Street Dog Fash Blogger was going to be difficult....cause they can run a lot faster then me.



Preferred name: Snow-cone
Celebrity look alike: Björk

Youse been K-Patted guuurrrllll!!!!

K-Pat 1.3: Where Da Furry Tangs Rrrr.

To say 'so fuckin cute' is an understatement for this dog. What a babe and she know it....playing it up for the camera being all coy. I found her in Ormond of all places, don't even ask....or judge me.





Preferred name: Sans Brasilian Waxton
Celebrity look alike: Drew Barrymore

Youse been K-Patted guuurrrllll!!!!

K-Pat 1.2: Happy dog

This dog is officially the happiest dog I have ever met. Someone been shoving Colgate down yo mouth and it has paid off.



Preferred name: Hans Kiersted (I picked a Danish name because they are generally pretty happy people)
Celebrity look alike: Ian Henderson (the most beautiful and smiley news presenter in the world and his son is pretty hot too. Hey Angus if youse reading this! He even has his paws perfectly placed in front of him like the concrete is his news desk)

Youse been K-Patted guuurrrllll!!!!

K-Pat 1.1: Asiana ruv.

This shot was taken outside the Asian knick-knack store on Glenferrie Rd only moments before this little fire-cracker tried to ravage my arm from my body.



Preferred name: Wai Yu So Tan.
Celebrity look alike: Lucy Liu.

Youse been K-Patted gurrrlll!!!!

K-Pat 1.0: The beginning.

This is where it all began right next to crazy donut lady at the market. I saw this beautiful little beast chilling out by a pole and so I sneaked in a cheeky little pat.





Preferred name: D’Zyre Wilson.
Celebrity look alike: Oprah.

Youse been K-Patted gurllll!!!

Welcome animal lovers!!!!!

THE WAIT IS OVER!!!!! You've all been so patient and here it is.....because your worth it! Many of you ask 'But what is the point?' Well that's exactley the point, there is none! It was the most self-indulgent idea I had that could be transferred into blog form. Because everybody loves animals.....well except for yo Mum and the Olsen twins. But cows don't count because 'they just walk around eating grass all day....they want to die'.





Please comment when a post gives you a hairy little boner cause i'd like to know what you thaaaankin' bout and how youse feelin'. And if you've got a babalicious animal you want me to K-Pat and K-Post about, send me a softly lit head shot and I'll make yo Momma proud of you because it just so happens that i'm in the star making business.